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Beowulf

After seing this movie I pondered some of life’s big questions. for example; When a man is speaking passionately, he needs to be stripping to be taken seriously by his men. also when a man is naked, there will always be a phallic symbol covering his penis.

It was funny when I first saw this movie i didn’t realize how graphic it was… I was sorry I had calimari and chips before the movie. I saw Grendels face and I shrank back into my date’s arms. Now while he liked it, I wish I knew that the first half was going to be that. SO everyone be warned…
Now what was interesting is that it looks like they used the same CGI engine that the Shrek movie used. I was hoping for something a bit more fluid, like the Final Fantasy engine, but it seems square has a tight grip on that. The fluidity was just that little bit off to have it feel unnatural. Though there was one thing they did great. I was able to see it in 3D!!!! Now how anyone would see this movie not in 3D is crazy. They way it is filmed is for 3D. That is how the scenes are done. It makes it so amazing!!!!!!

so in the end we have:
naked passionate men
ok CGI
awesome 3D

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